How I Killed My Mother-in-law
“It all starts with a more then unbelievably
aggravating relationship with my mother-in-law. To
make a long story short, my mother-in-law is Satan in
a Moo-Moo. Now here is the extended version of what
happened, or if I was a rock band in the 1980’s, this
would be the live version.”
“Anyway due to a series of unfortunate events,
which is the story of my life, and because God thinks
it is fun to mess with me. My wife and I with our kids
in tow had to move into my wife’s parent’s house. Me
and my in-laws, especially my mother-in-law living
under the same roof is what is technically referred to
as a recipe for disaster.”
Dean acts as the bungling chef as he tells the
audience, “I am like Chef Emeril whipping up a Cajun
style Cluster Fuck in the kitchen. And BAM! We add
some snide remarks and passive aggressive actions.
BAM! Mix in a dash of cutting insults and a splash of
something snarky”.
“BAM! BAM! Now add in one heaping mound of my
mother-in-laws psychotic Bull Shit! Combine all of
these ingredients into a pressure cooker. Slowly stir
together until it boils over and erupts. Creating a
bitter dish called I have had enough of your Bull Shit
Jambalaya. This in turn becomes a too fucking bad
for you Dean Gumbo, because for no real reason,
other than she is a mental case! My mother-in-law!
The Queen Bitch of bitches! Kicked me out of the
house! “
“Then of course to make matters worse… I bet you
are wondering how I can make matters worse? If you
knew me at all, you would know that I have a talent
for making things worse. Isn’t that right Warden?”
Warden De Marco, smiling, nods in agreement. “So
like I said to make matters worse. I jump from the
frying pan into the fire and tell my mother-in-law
what I really think about her!”
aggravating relationship with my mother-in-law. To
make a long story short, my mother-in-law is Satan in
a Moo-Moo. Now here is the extended version of what
happened, or if I was a rock band in the 1980’s, this
would be the live version.”
“Anyway due to a series of unfortunate events,
which is the story of my life, and because God thinks
it is fun to mess with me. My wife and I with our kids
in tow had to move into my wife’s parent’s house. Me
and my in-laws, especially my mother-in-law living
under the same roof is what is technically referred to
as a recipe for disaster.”
Dean acts as the bungling chef as he tells the
audience, “I am like Chef Emeril whipping up a Cajun
style Cluster Fuck in the kitchen. And BAM! We add
some snide remarks and passive aggressive actions.
BAM! Mix in a dash of cutting insults and a splash of
something snarky”.
“BAM! BAM! Now add in one heaping mound of my
mother-in-laws psychotic Bull Shit! Combine all of
these ingredients into a pressure cooker. Slowly stir
together until it boils over and erupts. Creating a
bitter dish called I have had enough of your Bull Shit
Jambalaya. This in turn becomes a too fucking bad
for you Dean Gumbo, because for no real reason,
other than she is a mental case! My mother-in-law!
The Queen Bitch of bitches! Kicked me out of the
house! “
“Then of course to make matters worse… I bet you
are wondering how I can make matters worse? If you
knew me at all, you would know that I have a talent
for making things worse. Isn’t that right Warden?”
Warden De Marco, smiling, nods in agreement. “So
like I said to make matters worse. I jump from the
frying pan into the fire and tell my mother-in-law
what I really think about her!”
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